I met with two friends for a drink and something light to eat tonight. No biggie, right? (No pun intended...) Except we went to a hip members' club in hip Hoxton. I'm surprised they let me in - and I wouldn't be surprised if they terminate my friend's membership as a result!
I am the antithesis of hip. I'm kinda frumpy really. That's not exactly a style choice, but it how it all ends up. I felt acutely uncomfortable all night.
I texted one friend to say that I'd have to buy an outfit if we were to do that again - but it's really like the pig's proverbial lipstick, ie inconsequential to the overall effect.
I am sure it was supposed to be a treat and I feel mean that I hated it so much.
And I wish I could get a makeover. Is there a way or an outfit that could make me look okay whilst I (over)fill it in the way I do? I don't think so. I don't mean a makeover, do I? I essentially mean the whole magic wand bit - and actually even the Fairy Godmother had decent base material to work with! Hmm, as ever, I seem to be left hoping for a miracle!