Talking of bruises…. (and yes, my abdomen is still purple and yellow) I have the self-harm jeans on today. I think they look better. I think they do…. So I thought I’d wear them for dress down day. I may live to regret this decision. I may not live to regret it. Actually, I may already be regretting it. I’ve promised myself that I will wear my comfier (if alas, slightly too short) bootlegs over the weekend – on Sunday I’m working and on Saturday we’re just going to walk along the Thames for a few miles to enjoy the predicted good weather so I’ll just be in Converse (thus hopefully keeping my hem a little close to the ground). I might have a fresh crop of bruises after my reckless behaviour today so it will give them some healing time!